This is what I do when I'm supposed to be working on stuff — I find websites that sell products that are fantastic. Today I found eEvil Ink Designs. I super wish I would have come up with that name first because I need a name for my design non-business. Anyevil, here are some products I need.
I think I've found my go-to gift for the 0-1-1 (that's 2011 for you not in the know).
Oh, they have a fine selection of break-up cards too.