I’m a 7.65

So, I've seen something called anaface.com that geometrically analyzes your face and tells you how pretty you are (aren't) and according to them, I'm a 7.65 out of 10. 

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The good news is that I have great horizontal symmetry (because that's hot, y'all). 

My ears are too long for my nose.

My innerocular distance is too big for my eyes. I don't know what that means. I think they're calling me a hammerhead shark.

My nose is too wide. 

My face is too wide/short. Hell. You got me there, anaface.com.

My mouth is too wide. They're saying I have a big mouth. This is not news. 

So, in summation: I have big ears, a big nose, and a big mouth – pretty much Angelina Jolie, suckas. This just proves what I've always said, you can't trust geometry.

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