Archives for February 2013

Top 10 challenge – Day 28: 10 places you want to visit

OMG I love visiting places!

1. Ireland (the land of my people!)

2. Washington, DC (for the history and museums)

3. NYC (Broadway and to eat and shop)

4. Cancun (just because)

5. Chicago (specifically, the Field Museum)

6. Italy (to eat)

7. the Hamptons (to be best friends with Ina Garten)

8. Paris (I didn't want to go to Paris until I saw Midnight in Paris. I love that movie)

9. Spain (to eat)

10. Graceland (again)

Top 10 challenge – Day 27: 10 wishes

OMG I love wishes.

1. I wish I could make people understand things at any given moment.

2. I wish our government would get it together and fix the economy.

3. I wish I liked to exercise.

4. I wish Bravo would give me a tv show.

5. I wish for clarity.

6. I wish for purpose.

7. I wish for patience.

8. I wish for peace. 

9. I wish for wisdom.

10. I wish for good.

11. I wish for more wishes. is that okay?

Top 10 challenge – Day 26: 10 regrets

This is super easy. I don't believe in regret, but I'll try.

1. I regret ever having bangs in my teens

2. I regret that black mascara

3. I regret that time I thought the butter in my grandmother's fridge was ice cream

4. I regret that time I thought I'd make a new beverage with Coke and orange juice (I was 10)

5. I regret most of the times I've worn shorts

6. I regret that time I dyed my hair Elmo red

7. I regret not paying attention in math class from 1st grade on 

8. I regret a couple of times I didn't yell at people

9. I regret not wearing sunscreen on my honeymoon

10. I regret trying that bra on the other day that I got stuck in and almost had to call 911 to get the jaws of life to get me out of it.

Top 10 challenge – Day 25: 10 things you wish you could change about yourself

nope, not going to do this one.

live-blogging the Oscars red carpet 2013

I don't know how long I can handle The Seacrest.

5:14 – I do not enjoy Jessica Chastain. Guilliana just said she is a young Meryl. No, she is not. Guilliana, you are insane. Go directly to the crazy hospital, do not pass go. I do have to give props to Chastain for the red lipstick because as a redhead, I wear red lipstick and a lot of redheads think they can't wear it. They would be wrong. 

5:17 – Kelly Osbourne still thinks she's Dame Edna.

5:23 – I also do not enjoy the Mani-cam. 

5:24 – wait – there is a GI Joe movie with The Rock and Bruce Willis? What?

5:25 – Amy Adams in Oscar de la Renta. the dress is gray and ruffly. good dress. she's going to be Lois Lane in the new Superman movie. I am glad The Seacrest is no longer using the box of Frost 'n Tip on his hair. 

5:27 – Ross just called Guilliana G. that is just wrong. 

5:28 – Jeffrey Katzenberg is wearing a straight up regular tux. Zoe Saldana just arrived. Girl looks good.

5:30 – The Seacrest just referenced his shortness. WE KNOW.

5:31 – Reese Witherspoon has pretty hair. 

5:32 – Channing Tatum just left The Seacrest. He does nothing for me.

5:33 – The nine year old from Beasts of the Southern Wild has a puppy purse. I vote for her. She looks more glamorous than I ever have in my life. She's going to be Annie in the remake. Can you even handle that? You know I was Annie for Halloween once. 

5:36 – Guilliana is asking Reese about her hair. It's called a stylist, Guilliana. Come on. There is no secret to that.

5:37 – Octavia Spencer is fantastic. Did y'all see her guest spot on 30 Rock. That made me love her even more.

5:39 – my head hurts. I blame The Seacrest.

5:42 – Kerry Washington is so pretty. And I love the red dress. You can tell she doesn't enjoy The Seacrest. I can't even take the mani-cam.

 5:45 – it's Harry Potter. Who let him in? is he even nominated? he's even shorter than The Seacrest. I am short, but I am not on tv. 

5:47 – This lady is drunk. I don't know who she is (from Silver Linings Playbook), but she said her diamonds are blood-free and told The Seacrest he has beautiful eyes. Clearly drunk.

5:52 – Heisenberg is talking.

5:53 – Jennifer Lawrence says she is starving. I bet she is. Power cord came out on the mani-cam. Thank goodness. 

6:01 – how cute is is that Joseph Gordon Levitt just met Dustin Hoffman on the red carpet? that was adorable.

6:02 – Norah Jones is precious. I like her hairdo. Melissa McCarthy! love the gray dress. girl has some big hair tonight. I love some big hair. Her hubs said he is wearing a tuxedo. he's right.

6:04 – Jennifer Lawrence looks like she's walking on a cloud.

6:05 – I think I just fell asleep for a minute. 

6:10 – Jennifer Hudson is weaing Roberto Cavalli. I'm not loving her weave. An up-do would work wonders. She is so much taller than The Seacrest. 

6:12 – Catherine Zeta Jones and her Pappaw, Michael Dougas. 

6:13 – Kimora Lee is with Guilliana. her hair is messed up in the back. poor thing. 

6:15 – I can't even deal with Helen Hunt.

6:16 – Christoph Waltz. Boring. Jane Fonda just showed up in Big Bird yellow.

6:17 – Anne Hathaway  is making fun of The Seacrest's hair. She's my automatic favorite. She's wearing light pink and some side boob. The dress is Prada. The boobs are probably hers. 

6:19 – Naomi Watts is in some weird Star Trek evening gown in silver. 

6:21 – my bff Charlize Theron is 4 ft taller than The Seacrest. She says she donated her hair products and hair dryers when she chopped off her hair. Who do you donate hair products to? Is there an angency for that? I want my hair products to have a good home.

6:28 – Bradley Cooper brought his mom to the Oscars. She is wearing a Muppet. 

EIGHT O'CLOCK. I can't take it. Seth McFarlane looks like Peter Brady and Donny Osmond had a baby. Kerry out.

Top 10 challenge – Day 24: 10 things you love about yourself

OMG I love myself.

1. I'm supercute.

2. I'm modest.

3. I have grate taste in music.

4. my hair

5. I'm giving

6. my sense of humor

7. I know a lot of stuff about stuff

8. that I'm creative

9. I'm a good friend

10. I'm incredibly, undeniably humble

Top 10 challenge – Day 23: 10 things you do when you’re bored

OMG I love all the things.

1. read news online

2. read ridiculous stuff online

3. text

4. watch Hitchcock movies

5. watch Food Network

6. play Words with Friends

7. think up imaginary band names

8. shop for random things online

9. worry about my hair falling out

10. play on Facebook

Top 10 challenge – Day 22: 10 favorite games

OMG I love the games.

1. Trivial Pursuit (I'm pretty much unbeatable)

2. Hungry Hungry Hippos

3. Scrabble

4. Boggle

5. Clue

6. Balderdash

7. Apples to Apples (kind of)

8. Pictionary

9. Centipede video game

10. Words With Friends 

 

Top 10 challenge – Day 21: 10 physical characteristics/personality traits you look for in a partner

OMG. I love all the stuffs.

1. tall

2. dark hair

3. sense of humor

4. wicked smart

5. good coversaionalist

6. great eyes

7. caring

8. handsome

9. likes some of the same things as I do, but isn't the male version of me.

10. respects my space.

Top 10 challenge – Day 20: 10 websites you visit often

OMG I almost forgot to blog, but OMG I love websites! And for those of you who always ask "where do you find the stuff you post?" – here ya go.

1. facebook

2. neatorama

3. cnn

4. thedailywh.at

5. mentalfloss

6. thefrisky

7. oxjane

8. listverse

9. incrediblethings

10. amazon