this NFL football player is afraid of horses

I saw this on BuzzFeed and laughed so hard I almost wet my pants. Then I realized that Eric Berry is to horses as I am to birds. And that is scary stuff, people. 

Still, it's fun to laugh at the phobias of other people. Eric, if you're reading this (and I know you're not because you're awesome and I'm just some chick who is afraid of birds – come on, have you seen the movie The Birds?), I feel you, man. That is one big horse. And might I add, Go Chiefs.

 

I feel the need to quote Mr. Berry:

“Aw hell nah, there go that horse. I don’t f*ck with that horse.”

“The horse. I gotta wait ’til the horse pass. I don’t mess with horses, bruh. Straight up. Might come over here and throw a tantrum.”

“Hold up, coach, that horse out there. That horse. Oooh, she need to go on ahead with that horse. I don’t fool with no horses, boy. Hell nah.”

Read more: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2012/11/eric-berry-has-crippling-horse-phobia.html#ixzz2CAO45x7L

 

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