the 2012 Vicky’s Secrets “fashion” show

Vicky's Secrets has succeeded again in making the Parade of Nations at the Miss Universe Pageant look like a real fashion show with a more diverse clientele. I have to warn you: if you are prone to siesures or are offended by tacky crap hot-glued Project Runway style onto Glamazons with extensions and 6-inch heels, you may want to pass on this post.

For the rest of you, behold the best and worst of the Victoria Secret WTFashion* Show.

 

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Ladies and gentlemen, the tackiest show on Earth!
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one big gust of wind and she's gone
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finally, lingerie to reflect my Irish heritage
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wear this for the man in your life with the pink poodle fetish
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Justin Bieber and Erector Set Rainbow Brite
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May pole dancer was my minor in college
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now reporting from Hurricane Whore
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50 Shades of Grey, look out – bring in da knives, bring in da pain
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and now in ring #3, Sexy Tiger jumps through hoops of fire
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teacher says, "every time a bell rings, an underwear model gets her wings!"

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This photo reminded me of something else – the Seasons song from Grease 2. You know the one.

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*WTFashion is my word, don't even think of using it.

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