things I didn’t get for my birthday

In this installment of Things I Didn't Get For My Birthday, I present the swimmable Mermaid Tail on Etsy.

For only $250, I could be a mermaid, people. Save up, this will be on my Christmas list.

Screen Shot 2012-07-11 at 9.30.11 PM


  1. If I wore this, I would drown.

  2. Would they make it in a shimmery seashell pink for you?

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