Coffee. I like my coffee like I like my men: tall, sweet, and tan (with a pastry on the side). Welcome to the joke I've been making since 1990. Really, that is an old joke.
P.S. I also really love sweet tea.
P.S. (x2) I know I've slacked in the Challenge while I was ill, but you probably don't care, do you? I didn't think so.