eye on 2012 #1: Mitt likes grits

This just in. Mitt Romney thinks saying "y'all" and liking grits makes him an unofficial southener. "Strange things are happening to me," he says, as if he's just watched Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. Mitt, don't pander to us. You don't need to act like you're one of us. You're not. You're from The North. Just be yourself and do your Mitt Thang. 

P.S. try the sweet tea while you're here.


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