addressing some idiot on you tube

Dear Person on You Tube Who Commented on One of My Videos That I Am:

"A very typical materialistic BITCH!! Who cares? Have you seen yourself in the mirror? Bucktooth fat bitch with a bad perm." That wasn't enough, so they commented on another video (of my neighbor's Christmas decor), "Your so FUCKING annoying!! This is why your so DAMN fat, bucktooth, and have a bad perm.  Go and do something with your life, than be a noisy neighbor!"

Naturally, I was offended because I do not have a perm. Get your facts straight, jackass. 

And I do not have buck teeth. I have a gap between my front teeth. If you're going to insult someone, at least get it right. 

As far as being fat, YOU GOT ME! Damn you and your perceptiveness! All these years I thought I was hiding the fat, but you found me out! Really, do you think you're the first person to call me fat? Do you think the word "fat" offends me? It doesn't. I know I'm fat. The thing is that fat is the easiest insult to go with because it's SO obvious and easy. If it weren't those things, children wouldn't say it to taunt other children on playgrounds. So, yeah, I'm fat and you called me fat on a video from 2008. Guess what? I don't care. I'm not deleting your comment because it shows how much of an idiot you are. Calling me fat says nothing about the person I am, it shows that you are a bully (and that you probably have a tiny penis). 

Here is the screen cap of what someone else said about me last year. 

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oh snap

Calling someone names on the internet is weak. On the internet you're faceless and can act big when you're just a jerk with a You Tube account. You can't hurt my feelings because I don't know you and you don't know me. 

Calling me materialistic is just freaking hilarious. The video was taken from inside my 2005 basic model Chrysler Town and Country minivan. No leather, no heated seats, no working cd player because my son stuffed pennies into it (and the tape player, too, for that matter). 

You can say I'm annoying and that I'm a bitch – at least those are debatable. I would say I'm both occasionally and maybe at the same time. Anything is possible. 

To sum up, I know I'm fat. I may be an annoying bitch, but I do not have a perm or buck teeth and I am not materialistic. Also, I am in no way "typical." How dare you?

Love and rockets, 

#1 Fat Bitch on the Internet



  1. oh Kerry, I just love you. Get ’em, mama.

  2. the feeling is mutual, Amanda. Thanks.

  3. So, KBF, I’m just now catching up on your blog for the past two weeks, and all I can say is… “on no they di’int!”

  4. I have spent the last couple of days catching up on your blog frommmmm oh let’s see… back to to around 3Q11. I wish I could find this person and stick fire ants up his nose.

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