gop race 2012: the musical

 
I was reading the Huffington Post this morning and noticed something. If non-English readers happened to peruse the front page (or Politics section), it would appear that the GOP presidential candidates are rehearsing for a musical. Every photo is jazz hands all over the place. I know — you need proof — well, see for yourselves.*

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She's in the middle of "Shout." A little bit louder now.

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A little bit softer now.

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"Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me" was an interesting choice for Mr. Paul.

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Mr. Perry is running for lead singer of Wilson Phillips. Hold on for one more day, Rick, things will go your way.

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No one expected Rick Perry to do a magic trick in the middle of the musical. See — nothing in his hands, nothing up his sleeves. He will make Barack disappear. 

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Pump up the jam, pump it up when your feet are stompin' and the jam is pumpin'.

And another one of Herman Cain because the next photo is awesome.

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Gladys Knight, you're missing a Pip.

Sidenote: Newt Gingrich likes to show us how big his head is.

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"Yes, it was this big in the '90s, then I went to Africa and had a witch doctor shrink it to the size you see now."

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"I'm telling you, it was huge. That witch doctor was amazing. No, he had nothing to do with why my wife looks birdish."

 

*Some photos from HuffPo, others from various and sundry places of the interwebs.

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