bang a gong

Thank Gawd there is finally a solution for people who desperately need bangs, but for some reason (cowlicks, bang-alopecia, etc) can't have bangs or do not wish to have bangs all the time. 

I give you Designer Bangs.


I don't know about you, but I'm going to order my sticki-on bang toupee and wear it with my Pajama Jeans.


  1. You can even conceal the unsightly bald spot CAUSED by Designer Bangs…
    People will be SO concerned with your need to get the bangs out of your eyes that they’ll NEVER notice the slight difference in color…
    Goes GREAT with Booty Pop!!

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